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09 May 2009 @ 05:48 pm
Still an ass.  
TTTO: Curse of the Drinking Class by Leslie Fish
original tune: Leslie Fish
filked lyrics: Traveler Farlander

Curse of the Trekking Class

Help me all, I wanna scoff.
Way hey, what an ass.
Shatner's acting pisses me off,
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

Prime Directive that and this,
Way hey, what an ass.
When Kirk's on screen, it makes me pissed.
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

If you're female, run away.
Way hey, what an ass.
Every species he'll gladly lay,
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

Thirty years, he's all we've heard,
Way hey, what an ass.
Ask you me, he's for the birds.
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

He's the best, or so we're told.
Way hey, what an ass.
Best at being bald and old,
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

Kirk is here and Kirk is there,
Way hey, what an ass.
What he needs is believable hair.
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

Janeway, Sisko and Picard,
Way hey, what an ass.
None of their bellies look like lard.
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

Finally now they've made him dead.
Way hey, oh at last.
The rest can finally earn some bread.
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

Should have known I spoke too soon,
Way hey, what an ass.
His books are written by a baboon.
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.

New movie, new face; they've pulled a switch.
Way hey, what an ass.
The character's still a son of a bitch.
Kirk is the curse of the Trekking class.
 
 
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Ace Lightning: IDICacelightning on May 10th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
Alex is taking me to see the movie tomorrow, for Mother's Day. (and then we're going out to dinner.) so far, all i know is that the guy they've got playing Young Spock is serious eye candy. and there's one promo picture that has the entire "young" bridge crew, and all i could think was "Muppet Babies?" - they all look as if they're in high school. (i'm assuming they're all supposed to have just matriculated at Starfleet Academy. but don't tell me - i really don't want any spoilers!)