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01 April 2009 @ 11:53 am
If I owned a cabin in the deep woods...  
Listen to me as hard as you F***ing can.

I hate April Fool's Day. I hate the entire lying holiday and everything related to it. I have a sense of humor and I enjoy a joke. I HATE fucking pranks.

I swear by all that is holy, if you are reading this, do NOT play a prank on me if you wish to speak to me ever again. You people ought to know by now how long I can hold a grudge.

If you're playing a joke in your journal and I see it, that's my own damned fault and I don't blame you. If you aim one specifically at me, you asked for it.

I swear, I ought to just turn off my Internet access on this f'ing day, but I'm bored.
 
 
Current Mood: so annoyed
 
 
 
Caitlin Hooper: animals - wolf - people sucktis_caitlin on April 1st, 2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
Amen. I friggin' hate this day.
journeyrosejourneyrose on April 2nd, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
I confess
There is a joke in my journal. Please do not read it today. I get impish..
Ace Lightning: bunnyrazzacelightning on April 2nd, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
a few of the large public jokes, like Google's, aren't too bad, and a little bit of silliness can be useful. but personal April Fool pranks are usually nothing short of mental vandalism.