Me: "Huh, so they feed kids, dogs, and homeless people? Oooohhh, that was wrong, wasn't it"
Ali: "Maybe they're feeding the kids and homeless people to the dogs."
Me: (imitating Charlton Heston) "It's people! Soylent Green is people! And it makes its own gravy!"
Me: "Soylent Chuck Wagon is people!"
Ali: "The first one was better."
I think she was right.