Traveler Farlander (twfarlan) wrote,
Traveler Farlander

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we are sick, sick people

Ali and I were sitting watching television when a commercial came on the screen. The commercial was for a dog food made by the Mars Corporation. I commented that I didn't realize they made candy and dog food.

Me: "Huh, so they feed kids, dogs, and homeless people? Oooohhh, that was wrong, wasn't it"

Ali: "Maybe they're feeding the kids and homeless people to the dogs."

Me: (imitating Charlton Heston) "It's people! Soylent Green is people! And it makes its own gravy!"

Ali: (laughing)

Me: "Soylent Chuck Wagon is people!"

Ali: "The first one was better."

I think she was right.
Tags: ali, humor
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