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16 February 2007 @ 08:44 am
My name is not Eliza, thanks  
I have the unfortunate luck of having to handle overflow Sales chats in addition to my tech support duties. Setting the scene, this was a conversation in a Sales chat with someone who wasn't what I'd call the brightest bulb in the first place. After answering most of his stupid questions, we get to the portion of the chat where I am first propositioned and then accused of being a chat bot. One of those two things is new to me.

Idiot:
thank you sir
Me:
You're welcome. Did you have any other questions?
Idiot:
yeah
Idiot:
i have another question
Idiot:
u are so very beautify gurl and nice smile i loved u ?:D can i marry u
Idiot:
amean fine
Idiot:
?
Me:
Is this a joke?
Me:
If you have any other questions regarding our services, please ask them. Otherwise, I will be closing this chat.
Idiot:
its joke sir
Idiot:
are u live person or software?
Me:
I am a live person, and not amused by your joke. As I said, unless you have any further questions about our services, I will be closing this chat.
Idiot:
i dont believe that u are live person
Idiot:
u are writing fast
Idiot:
ur machine software righ?
Me:
In that case, have a nice day.
(ended chat)
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Current Mood: unimpressed
Current Music: Joe Walsh - All Night Long
 
 
 
Katkatmoonshaker on February 16th, 2007 03:17 pm (UTC)
Take deeeeeeep breaths and remember that you're smarter than 98% of the population. Bell curves man, bell curves.
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 16th, 2007 03:25 pm (UTC)
(raised eyebrow) Only 98%? That's a low estimate, and lower than the last time I was tested.
Katkatmoonshaker on February 16th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
I was giving a low estimate on purpose... but you didn't take the bait and give me the numbers... harrumph. You know me, always curious. Besides, that's all you need for a yellow map pin. ::wink::
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 16th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
At this stage, I wouldn't make it into Mensa. I don't do well on tests like that anymore. (shrug) I don't have the patience for them. I won't give any of the actual numbers I've been told, mainly since they're out of date. IQ tends to lower as you age, based on the method of calculation. That being said, the standard IQ test given by most schools back then was not accurate on subjects like myself. The test broke down for subjects above a certain score and reflected an inaccurate result.
Katkatmoonshaker on February 16th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
To tell the truth, I don't consider any of the tests accurate. ::grin:: But Mensa takes many test scores even if you've taken them some years ago, or they did last time I looked. They also take many type of tests, precisely for the reason that many people don't score well on 'standard' tests. I got in the first time on the Miller's Analogies test... 100 analogies... for me a ton of fun... especially when I kept finding second analogies in the first letter to first letter ones. ::weg::
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Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 16th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
I barely want to be part of even THIS social networking system. I am a recluse by nature; I want to talk to people on my terms, not their terms.
Reana Bladereana on February 17th, 2007 06:00 pm (UTC)
Heh, Trav, you think I'm smart. My last IQ test was in the first grade, and I haven't a clue what the score was. So I'm afrain my IQ might be below 100. =D
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 17th, 2007 06:03 pm (UTC)
I don't think you're smart; I KNOW you're smart. And there's no way your IQ is that low. You're too articulate for that to be possible.
silver splits the blue: Peekabooashbet on February 16th, 2007 03:42 pm (UTC)
U R SEXY CHAT ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE!!!

er. please don't hit me with that, it looks like it would leave a mark.

-- A ;)
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 16th, 2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
If I was an advanced pleasure android from the future, I'd have more money.

That's a variation on the answer I used to give when people accused me of being Satan. "If I was the Devil, I'd drive a better car."
Reana Bladereana on February 17th, 2007 06:00 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO

I wonder where I've heard that before?
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 17th, 2007 06:06 pm (UTC)
(raised eyebrow) You've heard that before? Geez, there really is nothing new under the Sun.
Jake a.k.a Snoopy...a.k.a Snoopula ...et al.darcsyde on February 21st, 2007 12:28 pm (UTC)
If I was the Devil...
I said it many times...the other statement is if I an the Devil...where are all my minions...Minions damnit, I thought there would be minions....
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 21st, 2007 01:04 pm (UTC)
Re: If I was the Devil...
Huh. Sick minds think alike, I guess. Heh.
Gordon Schumachereleccham on February 17th, 2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
I know what kind of car he drives - he worked at Maxtor. He drives a black Lexus with the plate DVLISH (not sure on the exact spelling). Never saw the person inside, though.

Somewhat predictably, he parked in the area with the sales guys...
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 17th, 2007 06:48 pm (UTC)
Of course he was in Sales. The only other department that would make any sense would have been HR.

Well, or in-house Legal.
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Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 16th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)
Krakatoa would have blotted out less of the sky than the smoke of my wrath.
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Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 16th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
Yeah, yeah. There would be pros and cons to filling the upper atmosphere with a heavy layer of ash. For one, just think of how much good it would do countering global warming.
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Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 16th, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC)
David, if I'm going to do anything as a costumed villain named Recluse, then I'm going to do it right.
Ace Lightning: weirdacelightning on February 16th, 2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
yeah, but i kind of like the idea of brown sweats - you'd need two sweatshirts and two pairs of sweatpants, so the extra arms and legs could be stuffed and sewed to the set you're actually wearing - with a picture of a violin (a realistic picture, not a "fiddle-shaped" marking!) on the back.

just don't come near me; you know how arachnophobic i am ;-)


craigers01 on February 21st, 2007 03:25 pm (UTC)
My last IQ test said I was smarter than an angry monkey. I LOVE THE INTERNET!
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on February 21st, 2007 03:28 pm (UTC)
An angry monkey? Hmm. Yeah, I'd say that's accurate. It's also a good description of Mark, now that I think about it. :)